i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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