Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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