think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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