They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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