I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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