if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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