Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Randomize
