I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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