ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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