I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
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