You surviving the open bar?
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Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
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