So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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