Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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