my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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