I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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