Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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