One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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