Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
