So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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