how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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