i permit you to call me
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Randomize
