can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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