soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
love makes seman taste better
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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