they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
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