Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
The Olympian is in my bed
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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