She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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