No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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