Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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