hotel room ftw
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Randomize
