im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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