3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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