Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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