i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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