His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
as a side note pls kill me
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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