So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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