Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
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