Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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