we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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