your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I need a beard to bite.
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