For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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