Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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