come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I would ride that face into the sunset
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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