ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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