I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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