this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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