just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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