anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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