Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
