just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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