I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Randomize
