I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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